10 things to do when your invited guests don’t RSVP on time
Monday, March 5th, 2007
I may or may not have done some or all of these in the past week.
10. Cry.
9. Yell at your dear fiancee.
8. Have you Mother call the relatives and kindly ask them if they are coming because we haven’t heard from them.
7. Threaten, on the Internet that you will serve them the vegetarian option simply because it is cheaper and drove you crazy with the not replying on-time.
6. Dis-Invite them.
5. Send emails to your friends casually asking how their new house-dog-baby-car is and happen to mention that you need to make other wedding arrangements and would appreciate an RSVP soon.
4. Give them an extra week, because! people have busy lives and forget about things as small and trivial as your wedding.
3. Cry and yell at the sheer horridness that is the above sentence.
2. Decide to put all of the people who replied late at the same table so they can be appropriately mocked.
1. Plot to have them phased out.
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